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toocooltobehipster:

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

580,000 people are unaware that the word fat is an adjective and fingernail isn’t

god bless tumblr

rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

I can’t be shaken anymore, by anyone. I’ve got to that point in my life that if you’re not a good person, and you can’t make me feel good with love and life, then fuck off, basically.
FKA twigs (via lunate)

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

 

jeezytaughtmee:

tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER AND NOW I NEED A CHILD

jeezytaughtmee:

tastefullyoffensive:

[nodunno]

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER AND NOW I NEED A CHILD

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here.