new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.
It has a little lettuce bow.
I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god
Telling my nine year old sister that our father re-married only to create another family of his own.
'So that mean's he still doesn't have time for me?'
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER
she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord
Tactics for getting your person out of bed:
- Look irresistibly cute
she wants him to ram the soul out her body
NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY
This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.
I think what’s more disturbing is the fact that a woman wrote it and the following article is “How Men Can Get Ahead at Work.”
I mean, c’mon.
Let’s not take this seriously/listen to the advice/ excuse disgusting behaviour.
I reported my old boss for sexual harassment and it was one of the best decisions I’ve made. You’re rarely their only victim.
I told him I was planning on reporting him and he said ” pfft nobody will even listen”. Next day he didn’t have a job.
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
dont even look at me unless you look like this
one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons