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peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

Anonymous
asks:
Whats the hardest thing you ever went through?

hoodjab:

Telling my nine year old sister that our father re-married only to create another family of his own.

'So that mean's he still doesn't have time for me?'

ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

ladyusada:

Tactics for getting your person out of bed:

  1. Look irresistibly cute
catholicteenslut:

she wants him to ram the soul out her body

catholicteenslut:

she wants him to ram the soul out her body

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

made-leines:

organicallygorgeous:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

I think what’s more disturbing is the fact that a woman wrote it and the following article is “How Men Can Get Ahead at Work.”

I mean, c’mon.

Let’s not take this seriously/listen to the advice/ excuse disgusting behaviour.

I reported my old boss for sexual harassment and it was one of the best decisions I’ve made. You’re rarely their only victim.

I told him I was planning on reporting him and he said ” pfft nobody will even listen”. Next day he didn’t have a job.

blondesquats:

dead

blondesquats:

dead

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

bellinitini:

dont even look at me unless you look like this

bellinitini:

dont even look at me unless you look like this

phantomofthebookstore:

one of the most emotional moments in the simpsons

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead. 

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot

unclefather:

dialupmodem:

cookingchannel:

Can’t afford the trip down to Florida to swim with the dolphins? Swim with these dolphin-esque bananas instead.

try n close those containers

You cannot close the containers because then the dolphins couldn’t breathe, idiot