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mothlikestars:

I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

w4ndrlust:

I love this woman

ridingsheepinnewzealand:

play it just do it

onlylolgifs:

How to make your friends paranoid in the ocean…

why the hell is he wearing a life jacket in knee-deep water?!?!?!

onlylolgifs:

How to make your friends paranoid in the ocean…

why the hell is he wearing a life jacket in knee-deep water?!?!?!

anrgy:

inspirational

anrgy:

inspirational

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

spacejam2005:

cozyprince:

i want someone to hold my hand in crowded places & talk to cashiers for me

i swear yall some weak ass bitches please end the bullshit

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

taskscape:

musicalbeing:

taskscape:

mikeleviwaaron:

thisisyourbrainonsam:

20 Historical Photos (x)

If you don’t think that history is some of the most interesting shit ever, you can get out. 

2nd one is not real.

^And how on earth would you believe it not to be real?

Because this photo was staged. It was one of a series of advertisements in Large magazine’s “For people who think bigger than they are” ad campaign, which featured depictions of people acting nobly in the face of adverse circumstances.

Research.

That is how I know.

jayrockin:

Snowflakes are actually the perfect metaphor for people. Each one IS unique, but we all have the same structure and are pretty similar in spite of our differences. And really, with as many around as there is, aint no one gonna notice your differences unless they care enough to look closely.

Also people are also similar to snowflakes in that it is difficult to drive when there are too many of them piled up on the road.

courtaa:

Seth Rogan for best boyfriend.

what-if-i-was-funny:

sawmuchded:

theprincessdiana:

can you paint with all the colors of the wind
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alright picasso calm down